what a nerd
That last gif…
Jake Abel is my spirit animal.
AW RIGHT IN THE NIPPLE
*bottle shatters* “Alright, fuck this shit, I’m done”
roses are johnny depp
violets are johnny depp
What a beautiful poem
By Tim Burton
Starring Helena Bonham-Carter
You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise?
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.